It’s nice to see a classic reference survive the Kinapocalypse.

Honestly guys, giving Alex Jones anymore publicity is like giving Pewdipie additional space. It’s a fool’s errand.

James Woods ✔ @RealJamesWoods

She’s a clown and I’m drowning slowly
In her deadlights and I’m heading no where.

I’m a DJ on an alternative/indie radio station largely so I can play that song whenever I have 90 extra seconds to burn so I can get to the station Legal ID at the top of the hour.

She certainly has the look and cadence of speech of a person who would do very degrading things to advance her career.

I say, sir, could I impose upon you for a moment to view this sexual recording of Mr. Hogan, of the Florida Hogans? I assure you, it is ever so ribald.

She’ll walk your dinosaur for $50. No kissing. Allegedly.

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Gawd do I miss him.

If Budweiser, Coors, Miller, etc. tasted great, I’d drink them, and not worry about something as pointless as whether they are “craft beer.” It would be great if those two words meant quality, not size of the operation. I haven’t had a lot of actual macro brews that tasted good, but I’ve had TONS of so-called “craft…

Incline, in Auburn, Washington, makes a surprisingly good lemongrass cider as their spring seasonal offering. If you can find it, well worth a try.

For some, this is true. For others, it all about pissing off liberals. I have some conservative family members who, while horrified by how Donald Trump has been conducting himself, are still elated at how this must be “just driving the Dems crazy lol”. They are worse than stupid. They know better, but they are…

Member when Obama just sat in that kindergarten classroom while the twin towers were under attack? Pepperedge Farm remembers.

Maybe just come over, steal $100 and light my house on fire?

iPhone users will have to rely on “new gesture controls”

As one of the developers of Brick™, the very expensive brick that can read your mind, I ask that you kindly stop making such outrageous claims against our product or we will be forced to involve our legal team with this situation.

Regular Bud instead of BudLight does not a good beer make.

We’re gonna need bigger suspenders.