I have Cars and Coffee at my desk...

“Don’t wanna go down that road right there. ‘Bout a year ago a journalist was crushed under a pile of loot boxes down that road.”

Of course they did. Half of the features of my X3's tech package are only enabled by something like FIVE different subscriptions. It’s called ConnectedDrive because it directly connects BMW to your checking account.

COTD

I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

Not going to lie—I thought it’s another China copy before reading the article.

Happy MLK day!

Cadillac Elmiraj.

This is the ST we were looking for. It’s the Edge -15%. It’s the Focus for grownups. Forgive my sloppy shop:

I have to think about it. I know which side the filler is on each of my cars, but I have to remind myself when I’m pulling into the gas station.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

I’m worried this pilot is going to be so bad, after watching we’ll all be disappointedly asking each other :

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

Putting a decent car ontop of a hideously lifted chassis is a tradition with a long and storied history.

I think these ads gave me cancer.

But the AMA is just more marketing BS. This progression system can’t be “fixed,” only gutted and replaced entirely. Want this upgrade? Need more credits. That number of credits will ALWAYS be JUST enough more than reasonable to obtain without paying money, even if they reduce it. Want to level up your cards? Need…