Yeah, but the previous owner of that BMW probably farted a lot in the car before you bought it. Do you want a car that has been pre-farted in?

HE WAS KILLED BY HILLARY CLINTON!

I should have pointed out that was back in 2010-2012. I hear things are substantially better now. Keep in mind that its almost never random violence. Or at least that’s what I’ve heard and read. In other words, if you don’t go poking around and stay in after the curfew(not sure that still exists even) then there’s…

Put a couple Americans in it and it’ll be hella flush.

Jason, we love you but you are dead wrong about this car.... You can spell BOOBS on the calculator when you roll it.

Stop complaining. Just remove the bumper cover, the fender liner and loosen the brake caliper. Then remove the hood, unbolt the dashboard (but leave the steering wheel in place). Undo the battery. Now you can access the headlamp bulb. Call your toddler over, because children’s arms are better suited to fit the tight…

I wonder how much of those lights staying burnt out is due to the fact that it’s an utter nightmare to get to headlamps anymore.

Hmmm, where have I seen this cat before...OH YEAH!:

Who’s the pussy now, bitch?

Neutral:

5th Gear: Amazon Also Getting Into Self-Driving Cars

That pronunciation is wrong

This lady is beyond the Point Of Know Return, and while the Wheel In The Sky keeps on turning she will continue to Carry On Her Wayward driving.

With that profile pic, you’d think you’d be an editor over at Jezebel.

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

In fairness, Coronas make sense in these films because it takes also requires suspension of disbelief to think it’s a good beer.

Dude WTF