At what cost? You just named it, it’s $30,000, or about the same price as a nicely equipped Camry.

I was about to say ... Is everyone just taking his joke and running with it or are they legitimately discussing spare wheels?

The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”

We got him a $500 Craigslist gift card. He bought three Jeeps with it.

This is auto industry regulation. Couldn’t possibly be more appropriate for Jalopnik.

You forgot to mention hoodies, fried chicken, and menthol cigarettes.

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

Donald Trump uses a loophole to avoid paying taxes for ten years and he is seen as a shrewd businessman that we elected president. Average Joe tries to test the waters around a loophole and we hate him.

How the fuck are they preaching about, “good faith” when they went behind every rule and law to cheat a system put forth for the good of the environment?

especially considering the other party is in the mess because they had problems following the rules...

I mean we only hear about the tech they want us to hear about

Robosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the robot jesus!

Well, they have to actually drive to make the list.

Games you have to play to drive an MGB:
1. Rock ‘Em Sock ‘EM Oil Leaks
2. Why aren’t the goddamn lights working Cherry-O
3. Rust Against Humanity
4. Chutes & Synchronize the SU carbs
5. Guess Who is Making that Burning Smell?
6. Risk of Not Making it to Your Destination (Again)

• But I’m colorblind!

20 years ago my dad asked “Why would ANYONE need a phone outside of their house?”

He might have climbed to the door Krennic was shooting at them from and then took the elevator? Mind you, this was probably after his very own “Screw that.” moment when he looked up.