Appropriate username is appropriate.

You don’t need to go that far for one. Here you go in Mexico, base msrp for about $17,935.00

he asked me gently why

There is no winter here. It’s a constant tropical climate.

If I start saving now, by the time I retire I’ll be able to import a good one.... Damnit Ford MAKE THIS IN AMERICA!

A work truck that looks like a work truck.

You mean some bimbo with exposed cleavage who only plays LoL? Or are you talking about some neck-beard that plays CSGO.....and only CSGO?

I am a biker. I hate loud pipes. My bike had an aftermarket Two Brothers slip on when I bought it, and I swapped it out for stock because I was tired of riding around feeling like I had an embarrassing social disease.

Also related:

Everytime I hear an obnoxiously loud Harley drive by I involuntarily hear “FAAAAAAAG!” in my head. Thanks South Park!

Yes.

If you ever tried to load a child into an SUV in a parking lot, you’d realize how awesome these are.

I feel obligated to publicly state my crush for Jeannette Klein.

I see Dee has crossed into Green Man territory...

Track: How Soon Is Now? | Artist: The Smiths | Album: Meat Is Murder (and others)

We don't all race our cars on the street or the track.

All car enthusiasts drive recklessly, everywhere, all the time. So not the case.