El Crossover

The ridgeline wasn’t small or inexpensive.

I tried that, and the agent on the phone even suggested it. The gates have weight sensors. Only something as heavy as a car allows you to get a ticket. Merely standing on it doesn’t work. :/

Considering Los Angeles is roughly 47% Latino, I’m going to guess that this dealership is just fine with the “backlash.”

that pinata has an amazingly life-like resemblance to the real deal, corpulent and full of shit that will fuck with yr health (care)

lol best ad ever!

Yup... I’m pretty sure pinata whacking is covered in Amendment numero uno.

Quiet Mountain.

Just as long as it’s not Noisy Valley. That’s MY idea.

They’d better make it soon because who knows what shiny thing will capture del Toro’s attention.

I hope it’s a horror game called Silent Halls.

Hopefully.

Land-To-Air Nerf Projectiles

The new Acura NSX is coming out this year.

Mazda - Car’s wrecked. Not our fault, but we’ll replace it anyway. That looks good, right?

A: It’s only been a week. That rep that called you back has fairly limited power and is mostly only good for getting you in touch with the local dealer. Welcome to the customer facing side of corporations! Sucks, I know.

“How can my car depreciate, before my first oil change, ya ask?”

I always called these “luggage spoilers” and for some reason think they’re neat...

Chrome buttstache. Thanks for the mustache influence, it’s now called a chrome buttstache.