You should start a Kickstarter for that. Cover the thing in GoPros and edit it down in super-slo-mo with patriotic music and call it “The Taking Back America Tour”. It’ll be famous.

Can we crowd source this?! I will donate all of my monies!

A trusted friend related a story to me. One of his college buddies, a history major no doubt, got pulled over for speeding in Georgia (with some form of Yankee plates) and was asked the following by the Georgia Statie; “Where you headed in such a hurry? I ain’t never heard of no Yankee goin’ that fast through Georgia.”

He was the chosen one!

I really want to have an AMC AMX painted blue with a union flag on top called the General Sherman just so I can tour the south and do burnouts in front of every confederate memorial I run across. I’m kind of a lowbrow asshole though, so ideas like that really appeal to me.

Purchased this 77 911 Targa a few years ago.

The last time I worked on a family member’s car.

One time I was helping a friend of mine do the headgasket on a E36. We were done and wrapping up to the point of being able to start the car and bleed the cooling system.

What I wish I could do:

Worst ever experience I had went like this during the summer of 1992.

COTD candidate

Yes.

I feel like a Subaru Forrester would have been a funnier choice.

No dammit! Theres a perfectly good Cadillac Wagon available!

Film is where it’s at. I had a wonderful woman who was magic in a darkroom with photos. She was one of those people who can use chemicals and light to create great film effects, no photoshop needed/wanted. Used to make great fades and masks, funny thing is she’s a tech artists these days.

That car is why I bought this car :)

Not sure on the top end, but here’s a 600 HP Flex wagon!