Kidnapped by a hot, Swedish MILF. The horror...

If you’re including the Land Cruiser, you should include Land Rover/Range Rover and The G-wagen. Those are definitely cross shopped.

I demand both of these comments win COTD.

Maybe German-American clubs should start waving swastikas around. Would that be considered slightly offensive or pretty obscenely offensive? Same deal. Say whatever you want about “heritage” or “history” or “state’s rights,” but ultimately it represents racism, slavery, and one of the most disgusting periods in…

Listen here Ruth Bader Cocksucking liberal.

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

What’s next?

I just use a cardboard box.

Being a younger dude, I always thought the fox bodies look like a beefier Escort Hatchback. Total backwards way of thinking...

The CR-Z.

And for the Russians to make a surprisingly durable, yet completely unsafe one out of shit.

Pretty much, the Japanese make an engineering wonder, the Americans build a crude but functional version, now all we have to do is wait for the Germans to make a flawless but ridiculously expensive version, and the Italians to make a pretty but stupid penis shaped robot.

Don’t get me wrong, I love ‘Murica... But I think we’re poking a sleeping bear by challenging Japan to a robot fight.

Those Chevy commercials where they try to show how “premium” their interiors are by having people say “This is a Chevy? I thought I was in a ___________”. Sure, maybe Mercedes is something common, but on of the people says “Infinity”. Seriously? Who that is sitting inside a Chevy Traverse saying “Hmm, I think this may…

Doug “Tax Dodgin’” DeMuro- “It’s for Jalopnik!”

The one Doug DeMuro pulls on the IRS.

Turbonator.

I’ been dreaming about getting a surplus Oshkosh LVS for a long time! I just don’t have the excess land or excuse to buy one yet.