How about someone punch him in the dick?

Who among us hasn’t met with a Russian lobbyist offering dirt on our father’s political opponent as a pretext to talk about sanctions, forgotten to talk about the dirt, and then lied about it for months?

Say “big nothing burger” on more fucking time, you mealy mouthed, fuck bag, pedo faced, goddamned shitass. This asstards are the prime example of mother fuckers who talk shit behind a force-field. They are goddamn laughing at all of our true and honest expressions of concern. It’s so goddamn abusive, and it’s…

It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

What, was the Secretary of State, the Deputy Secretary of State, the Ambassador to the UN, the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, Trump’s bodyguard and the mailman all occupied?

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

I watched this this morning and also noticed after the snub the Polish First Lady remain standing directly in front of Trump blocking him from the camera’s while she chats with Melanina. It’s very subtle, but the fact she doesn’t immediately step back and get out of the way allowing the cameras a clear view of Trump…

Meanwhile, Melania is clearly not wearing Paul Ryan-approved “appropriate attire”.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

It’s so fucking hard not to actually hate all the libertarian bros and broettes who said Trump wouldn’t give a shit about marijuana and the war on drugs.

We should totally swap “balls” for “pussy” when talking about weakness. It’s more scientifically correct.

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

I was hoping i would see this comment

Hopefully this will send independents and bernie supporters over to Hillary.

Trump might actually be going all-in on a theocracy.

It’s kind of impressive that Trump could pick someone who would be objectionable is almost every opposite way from him. I’ve known people who are like “Well, at least Trump isn’t terrible on abortion and gay rights” and then he picks Pence, who is truly awful on both. There’s almost a part of me that wants to…

Sounds more like he’s a citizen of the Republic of Gilead to me.

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”