*adsholds

Omarosa?

*Spike Lee tweets HopeAssholeSolo's address*

Is that a Pearl Jam song?

In any state with decent anti-SLAPP statutes this lawsuit would be thrown out almost immediately. But since this is in West Virginia, they'll have to go through a whole rigmarole and incur large legal costs to get it dismissed.

I'm almost positive you did.

You have pressed two.

If you want Puss in Boots to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferrari, press one.
If you want Puss in Boots to double-check his paperwork, press two.
Enter now.

Its head kept exploding every time it uttered a logical paradox. Reassembly is a bitch.

I think you're confused about what Net Neutrality actually does since B) has nothing at all to do with anything. Net Neutrality just makes it so that the internet backbones can't throttle usage based on content or give preferential bandwidth to VIP providers. It doesn't guarantee a flat rate or even proscribe a…

A) Not every state. Here's a site showing what states allow no excuse early or absentee voting:
http://www.ncsl.org/researc…

Not everyone can afford to take off time from work to go waste their time and vote.

Maybe try watching videos with live cats then.

Remember during the coverage of America's Next Great Restaurant, the guy behind the grilled cheese restaurant (Eric Powell) would come in and post? Man that show was terrible, but it was really interesting to see his comments about some of the behind the scenes stuff.

As long as one of those new characters is Speedo Man.

I liked that super-hero kid in the old-timey cartoon that Freakazoid liked to watch.

Where's Freakazoid?

We've got 25 minutes.
Uh, 15 minutes.
5 minutes.
6h minutes?

Better than expected food poisoning, I guess.

Jeopardy! Point of Order!