Gimme a break of that Kit Kat Harrington?

Bran the Builder because he wants to build a wall to keep his people safe?

Yeah, well… I'm gonna go build my own Vatican, with blackjack and hookers.

Sorry, are you saying that muslims kill more people than non-muslims? Really?

I remember seeing the Keira Knightly/Clive Owen King Arthur (2004) and not hating it. That's really all I remember about it, though, so it definitely didn't leave any impressions.

There were like half-a-dozen Sherlock adaptations in the works when Guy Ritchie made Sherlock Holmes, and that didn't stop people from going to see it in droves. But it also had peak-RDJ, which probably didn't hurt.

Franky, you should smile more. You're pretty when you smile.

The Vanity Fair article linked in the story has some amazing shots, with the best being Carrie Fisher and Billie Lourd in costume together.

Daisy, Dddaaaiiiisssssyyyyyyy….

I call it "Billy and the Sexamobile".

Well, I, for one, am sick of these shenanigans, endive decided not to put up with them any longer!

The kale is a lie?

But you let in Vezmar Glumplet!

I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

In context of the actual article, yes, yes it was.

Jeez. What did the gulls ever do to you?

Unrelated, but today at work we got a safety bulletin about Bear and Cougar Awareness. So I guess it's warning us of the dangers of going to strange night clubs.

Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 am?

From the article:

You have to laugh at the jokes they're not writing.