The last novel was delayed because of the Beereenese Knot.

Maybe put a mirror on the clapperboard.

Well at least Bernie would have sold his in Wisconsin!

Yeah, I can't see how not having these lying sacks of shit is actually a bad thing.

Nah, she's only like, a 4.

It's a streaming service that only has mash-ups of Dee Snider with Weezer.

Nah, he changed it after the breach. Now it's 123456.

The Pence Reeducation Therapy wore off and insurance won't cover further treatment.

Truthfully, the first Resident Evil is probably the best video game movie yet.

Holy shit, that episode was amazing. Griffin has really upped the production values since they started the Adventure Zone. The Boss Battle theme music was perfect. I also love how Griffin can drop an emotional cue, and one of the brothers will pick it up and run with it.

But it's not kids making the videos. It's adults who are exploiting a weird YouTube Suggested Video algorithm to gain cheap views from little kids.

Tupac will be performing the 23rd single produced after his death.

I am Groot. And so is my Wife!

How the hell have we gone so long without anyone saying The Cake is a Lie?

Until he gets disemboweled by Balerion, the true king of the Red Keep.

You're fired?

Like what they did with The Berenstein Bears?

The AV Club

He would only able to tweet with one hand.

On illegal voters: "I didn't say there are millions, but I think there could very well be millions of people. That's right."