And Chicago is worse than a war zone. Better send in the troops to clean it out.

A few of my favorites touching on sexuality, ghosts, and horses.

Start with some of their other shows, then, to get sense of their personalities. Each of them has at least one show with their respective wives (Sydnee and Justin on Sawbones, Teresa and Travis on Schmanners, and Rachel and Griffin on Rosebuddies).

I'm a Jedi! And so is my Wife!

A condom is basically abortion in the -1th trimester.

She would have been nominated if it weren't for the byzantine Electoral Academy rules.

When will us middle-aged white males ever get a chance?

The cute little boy was the serial killer all along.

It was renamed to Star Wars and Peace.

Of course he can sing.

Eh, it's a slow news day. Maybe they could bring back the Friday Buzzkills feature, though there's probably not much to report..

Dude, it's Friday afternoon. He'll get to it on Monday.

Alberta? That would just be downright uncivil. We have some compassion.

They'll be sending their sick, their un-vaccinated. Maybe we could turn Saskatchewan into a quarantine zone.

He is certainly exposing the seedy underbelly of American politics.

But what bathroom would she use? These are things we need to know!

Toby Keith, 3DD, Lee Greenwood? This just screams sensuality.

Wait until you see all of the actors in crow-face.

So is this a prequel to Operation Dumbo Drop?

The State of the Union Address turned into hardcore porn so gradually I didn't even notice.