What, no room for Space FernGully?

And why were steam emitters installed on the soles of my feet?

Why, sir? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

*Spike Lee carelessly tweets Spike Lee's address*

Gotham's Batarang concert hall to reopen with Prince show.

Is the eggplant emoji going to be censored?

Yeah, after they went through all the trouble of looking him up on Wikipedia to write their introductory speech for him.

Well, if Peter's parents were in their 40s when they had him, they would be in their late 50s now. Say Aunt May is 10-15 years older than them and that puts her right around 70. Maybe not a common situation, but not completely out of the realm of possibilities. (My 2-4 year old kids have aunts and uncles in their 60s…

Halifax, ON?

The Crucifixion Diet is all the rage.

Hold on, are you masturbating to yourself, or Earth Jesus?

I'm making a killing on porn futures.

Don't praise the gimmicks.

Look, we're all a little sensitive about our gentle herpes infection, okay?

I hope they bring back the Danzig character for this reboot. they just weren't the same without him.

We're all just tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

I know I was hoping for some bubbles to burst.

It's a golden age for the sub-prime business. One that shall never end

What does Insane Clown Posse have to do with this article, though?

Do not, my friends, become addicted to NOx. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!