And I can't help myself.

None of them are in your city?

The Fast and the Furiosa?

There are no rapping musicals. Don't be absurd.

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It has to do with how much information Florida police have to put in reports and how much of that information is available to the press. It's not that there is more crazy crimes in Florida, it's just that the press have better access to the full stories. So if a newspaper is in need of some filler, they just rifle…

Yeah, combs are just terrible. Picks are much better for styling.

Diddy'ing a puffy portal is the only way I can get hard nowadays.

Her?

He was also the Second Unit Director for The Hobbit films, which was a huge responsibility.

Tape 'em all to VHS while you have a chance!

Heck while we're asking for stuff, let's get some Bucky O'Hare.

You're lucky I'm busy fighting monster pigs right now.

It was made for teenagers who had grown up on Tiny Toons then Animaniacs.

And make it so bad that no one will see it, then just take the investor's money and run. Like seriously, who would want to watch a musical about a rapping Alexander Hamilton?

They're just sending the TI to the nice server farm upstate to play with all the other retired features.

They're gonna be Yuge!

Truthfully, she could probably pass for white.

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In case anyone missed it, there is an amazing Dead Author's podcast during which Ben Schwarz, playing his childhood hero Roald Dahl, finds out he was actually anti-Semitic. You can hear his face drop.