I can do that at home.

I wouldn't mind a cover of this song by the Hanson Brothers, maybe have Jello Biafra guest.

Hey you could say that about Superman Returns, too.

So this comes from Marc Randazza who is a fairly well-known copyright lawyer, who also happened to work for, and is currently in litigation with, a porn company, so he's in a pretty good position to know:

I would guess it would be for a couple groups:
a) Lonely weirdos that really want to see Princess Leia getting banged by her dad and/or brother
b) Bro parties where they can throw up some hardcore sex, but not have it be totally weird.

What was the exact wording? Because if it's something like "Increases spleen cancer risk by 33%" or whatever, you're basically going from 1% to 1.33% and it isn't a big deal.

That's your answer for everything.

Oh yeah, well how many porn parodies have you written then*? Not so easy, bigshot.

For all those that decree that the new Ghostbusters or Star Wars have ruined their childhoods, take a long look at this and realize what a ruined childhood actually looks like.

Oh man I would like to see Jerk and Dikachu get it on (ours or the one from the porn parody, either is fine).

I think he confirmed he doesn't understand movies.

You have to get into your sentient alien spaceship, then fly through a space-time thunder storm. Make sure to grab a surprisingly hot Sarah Jessica Parker before you go.

It wasn't the planet that restored him and accelerated his aging, it was the Genesis Device.

Oh shit, they're starting work on the Starman sequels finally?

You know, has anyone seen much of Lobsters1 since the primaries started?

Trump/Top 2016 - Make America Orange Again!

Whitman met Graham’s other TV daughter, Alexis Bledel. After a brief “feud,” the pair fell in love.

I always chuckle when I hear Mickey Mouse say "Does anyone want to cum in my clubhouse?"

Didn't you read the title, he's playing the non-Jerry Orbach dad. We still have to wait to see who will be the Jerry Orbach dad.

Congressmen have a lot of money these days. So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them.