I think it's the one from American Horror Story.

There's one thing that never fails: A nice glass of warm milk, a little nap, and a total frontal lobotomy.

You idiot, it's not a thumb-print processor.

This will be a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that will never make me want to retch.

Will he be wearing a tank top?

I'm going through a re-read of the Wheel of Time Series, which I never actually finished. Currently on Book 4: The Shadow Rising, and even though I'm still in the books that I recall liking (before everything gets bogged down), I'm already starting to feel a bit weary, especially knowing how much of a slog it is soon…

So he's a hipster on a skateboard. I guess he liked wheels before they were popular.

Just think how many Archaeology Professorships there are available vs the number of Archaeology Students. If each Professor has more than 1 Grad Student, there's going to be an imbalance.

I'm almost 100% certain he's talking about an episode of Trailer Park Boys.

…in spite of it's simplicity.

Do you know how much it costs to put tits on dragons?

It comes in really handy if you want an unsorted list of every article ever written on the AV Club.

Someone mentioned it in The Mermaid review a few weeks back, and just thinking about it made me burst into fits of laughter for the rest of the day.

I'm pretty sure its just a bunch of clickbait ads.

Nobody worries about upsetting a Senator.

It's pronounced "Ka-zook".

It's subtle, but it's there: Rub¡o

That's the depressing thing, though, isn't it? Even if he fails at getting his senate seat back, he still has a long list of political friends, and a cushy lobbying job ahead of him where he'll make more than most of us could ever imagine.

Jeez, this scene has got to be one of the funniest things ever put on film. The slapstick takes are just perfect.

Well, I'll explain it to you. See, on first base is Hu, Samuel Hu, and you're probably not familiar with that name because his grandfather was Chinese. And on second base is Melissa McCarthy, M-C-C-A-R-T-H-Y, McCarthy, and that's not so unusual because Joseph McCarthy invented McCarthyism. And on third base is …