What are you talking about? I auditioned for this job.

No no, McCarthy is on - oh, I see what your problem is! Look, you're confused by their names, because they all sound like questions.

They're bringing back Sherrif Lobo?

Couldn't they just dig him a deeper trench?

Yeah, that's how I generally feel after batin' too.

Is it cool to hate the Dixie Chicks again?

Shit, I gotta hurry up and finish my Gleaming the Cube pilot.

It's so mysterious.

Did Slater even show up by that point? Man J.D. was the coolest.

Probly wind up killing himself in some kind of repressed homosexual suicide pact.

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

The problem is that kids these days get all their punctuation education from band names.

Hey, now that he's suspended his campaign, Rubio is going to have plenty of time to not vote on this one.

We're gonna build a wall, and make Trump pay for it.

Being here is a lot like being lost.

So what wins Best Christoph Waltz Performance in a Terrible Movie, Zero Theorem or Green Hornet?

Yeah, but if he ever sets foot in France… Bam!

Because letting her out of the contract will financially ruin Sony. Their whole empire is riding on her ability to produce another hit single.

Honey, I Shrunk the Economy

Didn't he push his mother down the stairs? Great, I can no longer tell what's real and what's Simpsons without looking it up.