Yeah, this whole article is starting to agitate me. Heck, it's right there in the name: Lightsabre, not Plasmasabre. Another common name for a lightsabers in the Star Wars universe is Laser Sword, which would imply that maybe lasers are involved, and there are other forces at work that we don't understand?

The problem would occur when two plasma beams connect, as during a lightsaber duel. “Reconnection releases a huge amount of energy,” Archer asserts. That would result in a huge explosion that would probably burn the combatant’s limbs and skin off.

I'm Luke Skywalker! I'm here to wedgie you.

I'm seeing double, here. 12 Wachowskis!

And it comes with a free blowjob.

Like or-eh-gahn-oh?

Is this a sequel to Her?

We'll need to hang on tighter, just to keep from being thrown to the wolves.

And you think that people are going to pay you $4.50 even though they don't have to? Good luck, TMBG, you're gonna need it!

I hope you can see this because I'm downvoting as hard as I can.

Probably the greatest review is from everyone's favourite "moderate", John Kasich:

I can't load the pictures at work, so I'm going to assume it's all in yellow.

Head Wound City: We sell head wounds, and that's all!

Now it would be gauche to critique the choices of the MTV movie awards, but I'm pretty surprised that Mad Max is basically only up for a few awards. Do the youth these days really prefer Jurassic World over Mad Max? Like not even for Best Action Performance? Weird weird choices.

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The U.S. Marshall in Iron Man 2 went on to meet Reed Richards and become the Invisible Girl, and The Thing must have gotten better and started a new life as Captain Nathaniel Barnes in Gotham City.

Worst.Superpower.Evar.

His brother was killed for trying to usurp his throne. His brother-in-law was burnt for incompetence. Shireen, on the other hand, was sacrificed because of a stupid situation that Stannis got himself into (which was pretty bad in the books but not nearly as dire).

I don't have HBO so I don't watch the show as it comes out, but I do follow along with the reviews. Having Stannis kill Shireen left a really bad taste in my mouth, and I'm not sure I could continue reading the series if that were to happen in the books. At least for Ned's Dead and the Red Wedding, those were in…

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said the word. The big one. The queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!