IDSPISPOPD? What the hell does that even mean?

"On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies."

Ever since I was a boy, I've always loved the *covers mouth* [Carolina Panthers]

And make all of our grammatical rules dependent on knowing the gender of every goddamned thing.

Why aren't we taught the genders of nouns? Is "Lakefront" Masculine? Is "Museum" Feminine? Foreign kids know, but we don't! No wonder we can't compete in a global market.

God is dead.. And here is the body to prove it!

Searching for "Glaven" results in the message:

The studio exorcised its options?

Just hook it to my veins!

That's what passes for commenting these days? Woozle Wuzzle?

Hey, I wasn't a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.

The A.V. Club

The second Phantom Menace trailer is so good it almost makes me weep to think what could have been.

Fasturb8?

Man, remember how much trouble Penny Arcade got in for using his name?

Oh yeah, they hinted at that last month and were trying to start up a donation drive (for obvious reasons). Haven't had a chance to check out the episode yet, so thanks for the heads up.

So… a Creepy Crawler series is next?

Were you flexing your "kid-content muscle" at the time?

Man there's even a contestant named "Ise-man".

Wasn't he out meeting ICP earlier that day? That taken together with losing your job probably left him a bit woozy.