Holy shit guys, Ellen DeGeneres with a Neckbeard just showed up in one of the click-bait ads. I'm scared.

What the hell is a Stride Mother? Is GlobalSuperEmploymentVacanciesReportsOnline some kind of cult?

Even the Spambots are just phoning it in today.

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.

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It's Lones Ranger.

And in this adaptation she is going to be a blond. What's the problem?

But the Little Mermaid isn't a redhead.

I dunno, 409 is a pretty big number. I'd probably lose track at around 14 or so and have to restart.

Huh, a WWE Zombie Mode night would be pretty cool. Take 10 superstars, put them in the ring, and they have to defend against wave-after-wave of zombies trying to get them. Last one alive wins.

It's amazing what you can do using the Ben Burtt App.

They'll never stop the Star Wars. Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like Anakin becomes a robot. Maybe Luke gets a cell phone. Has Han ever owned a bear? Or howabout a crazy wedding where something happens?

Everything looks cooler with spoilers, even ball droids.

There's two sides to every Schwartz.

It's a Solo Ball-O

Yeah, we just used it as an excuse to talk about the Beastie Boys.

If that means checking out your sphincter in the mirror, well then, guilty as charged.

T2-3D? Sounds like a name for a droid.

Wait, tacos are legal now? Time to start up my taco dispensary.

Could you make your lighsabre show the colours of the French flag?