*Ho-ho starts talking*
Gino: Does anyone else need me to adjust their cans?

Would that basically be a Bo Staff with Sai-chucks attached to both ends? Super Sweet.

I could have sworn Raphael was consensus top pick. In my class, Sais basically went from being completely unknown, to become the coolest weapons ever.

There's an interesting analysis showing what songs are being played the most on Spotify based on decade, which is trying to figure out the most "timeless" classics from each era. (They have some weird thesis that No Diggety is the greatest Hip Hop song of all time or something.)

Damn, Homer got violent there.

Close… Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd in bondage gear and thongs.

Which reminds me, I should go check in on the investments I made in the 90s buying comics with ridiculous covers.

Yeah, I'm only half-way through, but this is already on my short-list for best of 2016. Almost fell out of my chair laughing at the Time Keeper's Top 4 Time Travel Movies list, and that was after a ridiculous number of laugh out loud moments from Gino, Lennon, and Ho-Ho.

But what the hell is going on with Vancouver's arena? They need two sponsors to name it now?

Now is not the time to talk about hunger control!

That FIFA movie United Passions has one of the worst box office records of all time for a movie that has been released in movie theaters, with a domestic gross of $607 off of a budget of roughly $27M. So while it didn't lose as much total cash as some of the bigger flops of the year, when looking at Return on…

Isn't that a scene from Exit to Eden?

Well technically it is a game of skill. That skill is statistical analysis and modeling. The only people who win more than they lose are the ones who have their modeling down, and can afford to enter 500 games a day.

I mean, why not? 70 mm is only like 2.8". My phone's screen is 5" which is almost twice as much as I need.

But then they'll have to give equal time to the other 14 candidates.

Wait, are you suggesting that we hire a best girl grip?

Jeez, you've gotten violent recently.

She's like a fine wine.

If I had a chance to make millions of dollars pretending to be a Norse God Superhero, I'm sure I could be persuaded to workout for a few hours a day.

This is the weirdest spam yet.