Yeah, so her entire prize package was a plastic lamp, a pair of shoes, shorts, and a t-shirt?

Yeap, Dragons trump the Seven.

Citation needed

God invented Uncle Buck as a white man. Who are we to change this? If we allow a black man to be Uncle Buck, then what next? It will just starts us down a slippery slope where we'll allow cats and dopgs and deers to be Uncle Bucks.

How dare you lie in front of Jesus!

I have quiet shoes.

That one made me feel things… things I never expected to think about Mark McKinney.

Okay, name your single favourite sketch… Holy crap, this is hard.

Disturbingly erotic?

Oh man, me and my buddy randomly picked this movie out at the video store when we were kids, and man that was a weird experience. I'm not sure what we were expecting, but it wasn't that. The whole middle section was filled with a lot of Nazi-esque war footage.

I'm pretty sure it no longer exists unless you're in first class or want to pay a premium for a bag of chips.

Tom Green was the king of hit or miss. Some of his bits were just unbelievably funny, but so many just fell so flat his show was almost unwatchable.

I kept trying to tug on it to make it longer, but it just spat on me.

Calls and texts are what your watch is for. Get with the times, man.

"I Remember You" was one of the best episodes of anything ever. I'm a dude so obviously I didn't cry, but it stirred up more emotions than say "Jurassic Bark" or "Luck of the Fryrish".

Captain's Log, Stardate 6051: Had trouble sleeping last night; my hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain, but nobody listens.

More like a devolution!

Oh man, remember that movie "Tank"? 8-year old me thought it was awesome. I wish I had a tank to bust people out of jail.

But Jem's solo albums were much better than Danzig's.

Sometimes I wonder if some writers just keep getting work because they got lucky and had a mediocre script paired with a good director and cast.