So I guess I’m the only one who thought this post was announcing that Kristofer Hivju had died or something?  

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

have a good one, everyone

edit: this is a rhetorical question. I think we all know who decided this.

no your not the only one its such crinnnge bro i cringed out of my skinge dawg lmao it was like look up look down look at all that cringe there wsa nothing onscreen but just undiluted cringe all i could see with my eyes open or closed wa s an ocean of cringe and tryhards fucked up that they would post such cringe

i feel like listening to the voices was like...the point of the game, maybe?

cringe afffffffffff dude it’s just such a tryhard thing to do to make such cringe bro, they should have made a trailer with titties and explosions but instead they posted cring e bro ic an’t belive haow cirnge wt is bude im crinhing so harf riht now it s just such a qcringe trailer just pure cringe from stat ro finish…

Gamer anger is weird anger. 

That trailer is so disturbing... beautiful and powerful at the same time... I couldn’t stop watching it! Never had any trailer have that effect on me.

Oof that’s an awful trailer. I really hope that Dark Alliance does better than that.

Hellblade 2 looks great and I’m definitely gonna get it when it comes out but lets be real here.. Senua’s Saga isn’t exactly an epic on the same scale as GOW. I could be wrong when it is finally released but I would be glad if it does turn out as awesome.

Didnt even go as far as taking a camera into a public washroom like that other dipshit streamer and seems to have gotten a bigger punishment. Seems microsoft at least has a shred of decency above twitch. So far at least.

Its probably down sampled in the game and they can’t use that in a HD remake.

Because Tube Tops died in the 90's for any1 with taste.
She looks good and her top is functional for an Officer.

And if that tiny strap is so offensive you need to rethink your life. 

if i were a girl, i’d wear a tube top to my apocalypse survival adventure,  nothing like fighting for your life whist fighting to keep your boobs inside your shirt. 

The Jill I know and love embraces massive shoulder pads, actually.

Because it looks daft?

This is another one of those times where the seemingly-required snark of Jezebel just becomes confusing and off-putting.