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There are so many variables to this. What’s the context of the game , what type of experience is the player going for, the type and quality of your screen, the settings of said screen (or pc/console) and of course, the ambient lighting in the room .

How long have you been playing GTA? Because the their style of humor has been like that since it's inception and is part of what makes GTA what it is . It might clash a little nowadays the way the newer entries try and go for more realism but there's always been an absurdist element throughout the series. 

Not a fan of the main character. Story was ho hum. Shoehorning in Rita Ora was lame, especially for the role she played. Really hope the sequel is done much better if it happens. 

Not totally related but I was going through some old photos on my hard drive and came across this entry from the old TAY photoshop contests from 5 years ago.  I think this one was a winner.

And heeere come The Bitchers... 

I grew up during the arcade scene. This is the same thing except its via the internet, there are fewer flashing lights and the only body odors are your own.

You just to rationalize your desire to masturbate to your games without some SJW trying to limp your noodle. 

Legend of Mana for me. That was the first game where I said “holy shit!” when I saw I sunk 76 hours of play time in a week.

I’m usually not like this but, *tongues. Also “separate from the camera, ” not “separate from, the camera,”. It just really threw me off reading that sentence. 

That was tired and boring. 

I like how there’s a note saying “dog is sleeping” so you don’t think it’s dead and in advanced rigor mortis.

Poor Adrien Brody only wanted to kiss him full on the lips in his best Sean Paul get up.

“Blow me”

Reading is so hard! How can one be expected to read through a paragraph, much less a PAGE full of them?!?!

Miss, do you need a froyo? 

Is that you, Jussie? 

Home Run Inn would’ve fared better if you hadn’t gone for the pepperoni. My favorite frozen pizzas are that, Red Baron and Connies (which is probably only found in Chicago) Also, Aldi has some really good limited edition pizzas. 

I swear I’ve seen him somewhere. It’s on the tip of my tongue.

Whitewashing with trees involves owl poop. 

You can’t tell me not to call you names, Henry Travis!