I have no clue what I just read

I saw that same card at $250 in fucking December 2017!!!

I saw that same card at $250 in fucking December 2017!!!

So what you’re telling me is that he’s a big fat phony.

As someone who spends more time in the character creator than the game, I totally empathise here. I absolutely HATE when that creation doesn’t turn out the same in the in-game engine. Especially when I have to play through some 20 minute intro before I can even see them (side eyes Destiny).

Both are Dutch

okay well put... i wasnt even thinking about putting out statements condemming the shootings....

Pretty sure it made them a household name and here we are three years later and no one remembers who Ebola was.

1) any publicity is good publicity

Alas, too many people these days insist on kamikaze politics, which is exactly how we ended up with Trump in the first place. “What? Hillary wants to gradually and pragmatically effect progressive change, rather than bang on the desk like Bernie Sanders and insist it happen by fiat! Well fuck that, I’m voting for Jill…

I mean, can you blame her?

only true intellectuals can finish a kotaku article

Depends on the amount of Taco Bell eaten before posting.

Can a shit-poster still post shit if they don’t have posters and shit?

I’m bummed that I liked this so much cause pretty clearly something pretty bad happened to this woman, but funny is still funny. Take your damn star

Aww, I thought this was going to be a lot more interesting. Like a guy actually did all the work to create branding, hired actors, staged a storefront for a day, etc. just to establish credibility. And then actually pulled it off, until some developer happened to catch them in a lie or was local to the area and knew…

Bring back Low Grav Instagib Facing Worlds.

Also, because I missed this earlier: there actually is something more pathetic: the fact that you made your account specifically to post this “other people are happy, and I’m butthurt because I’m a miserable asshole” comment.