Funny, I never notice his clothes. I do notice their absence, however.

I’m as gay as a woman can be. All those people who’ve told me I just haven’t found the right man were right. Unfortunately, it’s Jason Mamoa so I’m gonna keep on lesbianing. But, damn is Lisa Bonet one lucky lady. ( she’s not so bad herself )

I hold Drew Barrymore personally responsible for the current state of my eyebrows, as do many Gen Xers. The fact that her eyebrows grew back does not endear her to me.

I shave my head twice a week and I never get a mention in Dirt Bag. Why is that, Bobby?

Death to Mucci

Sad!

This “pretend” improvisation audition would probably be acceptable if these kids were average kids who are actors; the fact that she went looking for the most destitute kids, recruited them, and then made them audition this way sounds fucking horrific. Fuck Angelina. I’ve always maintained she’s not changed; she just…

In her recent round of interviews, Angelina also discusses the “heartbreak of Bell’s Palsy”, which I had and it did not break my heart. When I had Lyme, it happened to me, and yes, it did interfere with my wine drinking for two or three weeks, and I also kept getting shampoo in one eye in the shower, but…

Ok so they told these children “We’re going to pretend to give you money and you’re going to pretend to be sad when we take it away. If you do a really good job pretending then we’re going to cast you in this movie and then actually give you lots of money but if you do a bad job at pretending then the opportunity to…

The casting story kind of perfectly encapsulates the worst assumptions about Angelina Jolie’s global humanitarianism, and her response to the criticism doesn’t help matters.

That baby needs to get out of the NICU, pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a goddamn job! #nofreeloadingbabies

Also not a good look: saying shit like “sob like a woman.”

Thanks for all the Denver suggestions, Jez friends! I’m here and having a blast! As a thank you, please enjoy this picture of a doggo at the summit of Mount Evans (we drove behind him for several miles and he was hanging out the window like this the entire time).

Okay everyone I’ve never posted on these SNS but I need some advice since I have like nobody to talk to about this.

Plagiarizing myself from GT, because this story makes me so happy:

I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

Apparently he was sitting in the backseat of a car with a box on his head?

Evan rachel wood is a witch i’ve been saying it for years all we need is a duck to make sure as we all know:

Her arm candy is not up to her standard though. A-Rod isn’t looking very A-Rod-ish. He looks like some random civilian happy for his meet & greet moment.

I’m pretty sure I would consider herpes to fuck Usher, but a gal deserves to choose that shit. If it’s true, I hope she makes bank.