Well he did say he was going to push Trump’s agenda.

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

Transporting 100 ETOH patients would be a nightmare, logistically. Even if you put two per ambulance, that’s 50 separate runs. Factoring in the heat, a lot of them probably needed IV hydration, which means you need a medic and not “just” an EMT (note: I’m an EMT, don’t @ me. But at least in my state, we can’t start…

As a born and raised Jersey girl, I can say with confidence that everyone is going to smoke their first cigarette before they’re 13 anyway.

I remember being a kid and thinking 72 was so, so old. Team. 72 is not old. At least, it’s not old anymore.

I can identify Jeremy Meeks by name now. Not Hot Felon Jeremy Meeks. I see the words Jeremy Meeks and I know who is being referenced.

So you’re saying we should just be thankful he didn’t describe, in detail, his new boss naked in an outdoor tub?

*commence headbanging*

There are times when he looks like the best player in the league, and then there are times when he’s on defense.

Fuck this flat-earth, climate denying, anti-science, young Earth creationist moron.

Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

How bad is this Richard Grieco-looking motherfucker that Spicey was all ’ oh geeze bad idea, I’m outie!’.

Beelzebub has an orange set aside for me... for meeeeee... FOR MEEEEEEE...

Aw, snap. Kim Jong-Un says shit just got real, son!

Anthony Scaramucci Sounds like the name of a character from The Godfather or good fellas that was rejected for sounding too stereotypical. 

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

Fuck dink-and-dunk passing, can he throw a football over them mountains?

Taking Levitra isn’t literally throwing a football through a tire, guys.

To be fair to Scaramucci, the first word that comes to mind when I think of the Trump administration is also “spiraling”.