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That name escaped me, thanks for the reminder. Funny how it was the '76 Olympics where all the women were subjected to sex tests to determine if they were "truly" women, except for one woman, Princess Anne, whose mother, the Queen, was on hand to open the games in Montreal.

I met the undisputed King of the Dickwalruses.

Twice weekly BCO? I'm wearing a hopeful expression...

Next week should be a server's revenge post to serve as a catharsis for this.

Allowing people to be exempt from vaccination is like allowing people to be exempt from traffic laws. It puts everyone in greater danger, and it allows the reckless to refudiate their burden of responsibility onto everyone else.

I don't think it should, as far as criminal charges go, for one simple reason: Evidence.

When I was in high school, I used to frequent a coffee shop in my town. One day, one of the cooks came to find me. "There's a guy outside whose motorcycle broke down," she said. "Are you going to <local town>? He needs a ride."

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

I am pretty sure I got a yeast infection just from reading this.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

She thinks she has enough support to even get into the primaries? She doesn't even have a dog to stand on.

That sounds suspiciously like a poodle permed mullet. I feel for you.

I already posted about this once, but... I dated and fucked a guy who would stand up on the bed to switch positions. And that wasn't the weirdest part - he'd keep thrusting. He had a slight belly and serious sexing face, so he looked not unlike an angry bee with his dick as the stinger.

Kevin Federline. At his mom (Aunt?'s) house. I wish this was not true.

I went on a date. It was pretty much the worst date in the history of dates. It involves failure to read signals, and all sorts of things, and was just horrifying, but in the sort of way that makes a great story that night and forever after. If you want to read the entire sordid story, read on, otherwise, the…

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…