I’m funny too! My mom says I am at least. I’m sure I can find out a top secret conspiracy theory and help spread the word.

How on earth is the Marc Jacobs truther out of the greys before I am?

I heard he copied somebody's work... I'm sure there is a website somewhere that will tell you the truth.

I do not get along with my in-laws in the least. It has no effect on my daily life because they live 1000 miles away and my husband had my back 100%. He is not afraid to call them on their shit and let’s them know he will defend me and choose me every time. It works for us because he has zero fucks to give if they are…

I do six o’clock scramble. the scramble.com

I am living the single-ish mom life. My husband travels for work, so there is no end in sight for me, but it is absolutely doable. 100%.

So great. I was so sad to turn the last page.

I had a streak of amazing books and now I can’t get 30 pages into a new one because of how amazing the previous books were. So help me find my new read too! I’m kind of a nut for non-fiction, but here is a list of what I recently finished:

DanceswithPeeps- you just cracked something in my heart. Every time I feel like things would be so much better if I die, I will remember the words “suicide is not a way of ending pain; it’s just a way of redistributing it.”

Congrats on eating healthy! I just made some amazing chicken Thursday night. It is so good I’ve had it for lunch every day since then. I sautéed some onions, put in 2 (but big Costco sized 2) cut up chicken breasts, sprinkled some pepper and garlic salt and cooked the chicken. Then I added 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar and…

I've been and it was so great! I look at the schedule every year hoping to make it back. New Orleans quickly became my favorite U.S. city. The bands can vary greatly (Hall & Oats, for real?) but I loved most of them. I loved wandering around the fest and stopping at a stage that spoke to me and jamming out with…

Have you ever checked out ravelry.com? You have to register, but it is free and they have tons of patterns, most of which are free. I love it and find most of my projects there. Here is the link to the blanket. I’m not sure if you need to sign up to see the pattern though.

Are you looking for blankets? Sweaters? Hats? Toys? What kind of baby knitting things? I made a blanket for my niece that whipped up so freaking fast and looks so amazing.

Also conflicted. I read her book and thing is, the entire book is about why she is going to be undefeated and why nobody else works as hard/has the same desire to be great/life experiences/ etc. Her entire life was built up based on her being the best that ever was or would be, nobody could match her. So I get that at…

I got an email from her fabletics company, I’m pretty sure it was January 1st. The subject line was “this year’s resolution- wear more prints!”

http://www.amazon.com/Girl-Silver-Wi…

Did anyone read any Willow Davis Roberts? The Girl With Silver Eyes and the like. I was obsessed. Every book in our library was always checked out to me. I have never met anyone else that loved her books as much as I did.

I hope you appreciate I totally read that in Tina’s voice.

I don't have much advice for the spouse... Sounds like spouse may not take it anyway. However, I had PPD after my first. My advice to you/your friend is to get outside. Take her for a walk and you hold the baby. Make sure she gets out everyday. I suffered far too long before a friend stepped in and saved my life. You…

I just ordered it. The website has an extra 30% off sale items. I was willing to take a shot at 30% less. I'm hoping I don't look like a potato sack. Good luck!