Thank you! I wanted to say the same thing, but I'm gray.

I can squirt, I just really don’t like it. I prefer the intense G-Spot full body orgasms. My partner enjoys the squirt, but I usually tell him to stop. I don’t feel like doing all that laundry and cleaning up a mess. We always have a towel nearby just in case, but honestly I’d rather not. My partner wants me to go at…

Rhonda Meowsey is a dead ringer. Not quite the Ringo/gerbilhamsterratthingy but pretty close.

“Femininely badass as fuck” is my new mantra. I’m 6 feet tall, been athletic my entire life, and if I had a nickel for every man that told me not to life weights because I will become manly and unattractive... I could have men fucking the millionaire. I hate it.

Ugh. Nausea is the worst. I had it for 13 straight weeks. I'm sorry. I had the same feelings. I really really really hoped for a miscarriage and then felt like absolute shit for hoping for that after I was so excited to be pregnant. One thing that helped me feel human for about 45 minutes was taking a B6 vitamin pill…

My cousin wrote some stupid shit on Facebook comparing this lady with Caitlyn Jenner. I made the “ugh” disgust sound and clicked my tongue and clicked reply... Then I froze. I wanted so badly to lay into my cousin, but I just couldn’t find the words. I didn’t want to write “it’s not even the same. This just feels…

I’ve been! And it is as amazing as you think it is! I'm in the grays or I would post a picture.

I’ve been and it was great. The best thing we did was stay at the Laura Ingalls Wilder homestead! You can stay in a motherfucking covered wagon ON the homestead. AND see the graves of Ma and Pa and Mary.

Hi! Long time reader, first time questioner. Ha.

Oh Leslie, I am so sorry for your loss! Both of them! I could have written the exact story about my dad. Substitute SMU with the University of Utah. Season tickets, laughably bad team, childhood games in thermals and drinking hot chocolate from a thermos (except probably not in Dallas). Unexpected death after a…

You are the server from that story and recognized yourself, right? Is that what is so upsetting? I thought every single story was gold.

Amen! I have been a vegetarian for 13 years and I saw that steak up top and had to stare and drool... I must be missing something, I would eat that tonight.

I think I may need categories for this.

Happy new year and thank you for so much entertainment throughout the year.

Yay! East of Eden is one of my favorites too. Nothing against Mumford and Sons, but I'm glad it is East of Eden.

I have a word on my foot. I love it. I can wear shoes to cover it or shoes to let it show. It is along the outside.

I grew up in an amazing family. Everyone gets along and my parents (probably my mom) were always amazing and thoughtful gift givers. Birthdays and Christmas were always so exciting knowing that whatever present was from my parents was going to be the perfect present. We weren't rich, but it didnt matter, the presents…

I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. I lost mine suddenly and totally unexpected. He played racquetball in the morning and got home and his aorta ruptured. It has been almost 18 months and it still a sucks. Some thing so came to mind as I read your post:

I also roamed free as a child. Now I have children of my own and I find myself making play dates because we live in a city, not a suburb. I don't trust my little kids to walk around the homeless men and cross 2 of the busiest streets in the city in order to ask if Johnny can play. We are looking to move to the burbs…

sooooooooo, fwiw if you wax hair (armpit or pubic or whatever) it doesn't itch as it grows out. I have no idea why, but good lawd it makes waxing worth it for me. I went from full bush to hairless and totally love it.