Many thanks to everyone who suggested anti-itch remedies. Sadly, none of them worked because it turned out I didn’t have poison ivy. I have fucking scabies and I feel like a disgusting garbage person. Also, I’m kind of annoyed (albeit not surprised) by the care I got at the Doc-In-A-Box I visited.

Along with the cream…

Oh interesting. Good tip for others to try.

Oh interesting. Good tip for others to try.