Oh.

I know it's impossible that he didn't do it, but…

Google "Latka Gravas."

"In all seriousness, this sounds like something I should watch, and is probably great, but I will never actually get around to watching, because holy hell when are you in the mood for this shit?"

Apology accepted.

I'm talking about this movie review. Did you even read it?

He's a Democrat. All is forgiven.

Speaking of inexplicable…

#obvs

Check the "Ratwater" bottle.

I didn't think this trailer was funny, but only because I hate women.

They asked him to do it.

"Mr. President, it's the USA Net—"
"I'll do it!"

Sure, DC's movies aren't very good. But at least they're socially aware!

No "CP time" jokes about 24: Legacy, okay?

You owe nothing, Jon Snow.

The opening credits look fun: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Everybody in Banshee is a ninja. Even the mayor turned out to be a sniper and a martial-arts expert.

They never said what sort of job it was. I guess the idea was just to contrast his dull, day-to-day cubicle existence with his other job as a psycho Nazi drug dealer.

No point in doin' a thing without some muthafuckin' style, honey.