This makes me genuinely sad. Despite the fact that I love the Viper, I never had the intention of ever buying one. Even if I could afford it. That’s pretty much the problem though, isn’t it?

So basically it’s a flattened XC90?

oh this was always a bad time, its esp funny to watch when someone who is technically too small for their bike is sitting traffice because they either have to tip toe it or have it leaned to one side.

Please, KEEP TRYING.

I don’t see an EO number on that cat costume. Make sure you let the viewers know that costume is illegal in California.

Buy This Slightly Crispy 1,000 Horse Super Wagon For The Price of A Bag of Kingsford!

Leave what here? There’s nothing in front of me!

Shoulda put it in “sport mode”

Yes, but as a native of the frozen north it’s my sacred duty to be a smartass about it.

The new one hasn’t gone through its FIA certification process yet.

BMW’s Hofmeister Kink.

“Controller disconnected.”

It’s not atheists they’re worried about offending...

Hahaha I did exactly that trying to find out.

“So THIS is what he feels like when we go see musicals”

5.7 seconds on a car from 2000 is...bad? I want whatever you people are smoking.

Those are all still faster than my “German Engineered” 2.8L, 4 cam, 30 valve, Quattro AWD, Audi A6 Avant.

I imagine the family picture has everyone wearing khaki’s and matching sweaters.

International Harvester all the way. I’ll be buyin’ em ‘til they go out of–