And the sound out the other end...

DOOOOSHH

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

It was UNREAL. He’s like Rain Man of automobiles.

This supercharger isn’t even hooked up.

Torch, you’re making part of this entirely too hard. You can buy pulse sensor to screw onto the end of your speedometer cable (or, better still, into your transmission housing). This will (depending on your preference), either produce pulses or an output voltage. The arduino can convert either to speed. As for the…

It’s a British car with a highly complex Citroën suspension. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Except this one. Funny as all hell, but seriously not cool.

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

Yes. But only if there was no roof opening as well.

up next we take a Bentley Mulsanne speed offroading in Moab

Except stancing and slamming has become mainstream enough that its more like regular body mods such as tattoos, piercings, gauges, etc. So now your car can be cool and individual, like all the rest of them!

Who at GM thought this looked good?

The fate of the Jalopnik mobile command center

but we have those, and you can signal other drivers in a festive way as well!

An IQ detector ignition interlock. If we stop Stupid from driving in the first place, we can make the commuting world a much safer and happier place.

Billy Gibbons’ ‘33 Ford “Eliminator” in the video for ZZ Top’s Legs:

Audi R8. Still looks good now as it did in 2007 when it came out.

The Z8, reminds me so much of the styling of the very modern looking ftype

Starting in the 2000 model year, the Honda S2000. Take an older style, originally brought back by the Miata, but then get Honda to challenge it with this beautiful aggressive modern guy.