I limit myself to images he Tweets, so I can reply

So much body-shaming Stef. Can’t a Brit be proud of his Monty Python?

PEPSI MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Looks like someone took a camera to the Jalopnik Film Festival!

You never realize how much you take this part for granted until you turn your key and all you hear is a click.

Thank you for validating my vasectomy.

So back to my answer of kids:

The 650S. Definitely. It’s considerably faster and unquestionably the superior handler. Then again, it’s also a lot more expensive. The R8 has a lot less electronic nannies and a far less sophisticated suspension, so it also doesn’t hold your hand when you drive it like the 650S does. You actually have to know what…

If I’m relying on you to help navigate, learn your damned directions.

Two things, reach over and honk the horn because you feel I should have done that, and change the radio without asking.

Der fahrtbaux go kerplunkin.

Where you park your G Wagen...

Hands down the ugliest I’ve ever seen was a 2007 Saturn Ion. Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!

You’ve spammed that stupid photo three days in a row. Stop it with the shitposts. You’re not funny. Your comments are nonsensical. You are human spam.

TIN FOIL TIME!!

I’m just going to rip this bank vault out of a concrete wall with horsepower and smoke. Then drag it without snapping the cables, around an entire city crushing everything. They didn’t even bother to go into the future to get the hellcat version!

It really is hit or miss you are spot on.