I have this as a poster on my wall for some time now.

Not sure wether I can be approved for a $200 credit car.

That’s a great idea!

I believe they say this because they know their type of customer is the kind that needs some nannies so they won’t kill themselves so they’re alive in 8 years when another one comes out.

I’d love to see an electric, like a Tesla Model S or an i3. Then again, electric car depreciation pretty much rules them out, though.

It was better than my joke. You can stay.

The Skoda 1000MB, also known as the Seat 1000000KB and the VW 1GB.

When you own one of these TVRs with a dashboard full of unmarked buttons, whenever you need something to happen you enter the TVR button lottery.

To enable this second map, the driver pressed an umarked button on the dash.

In my head, I read it as if it was pronounced “Zraty”. Dunno why.

Yes, Vent Windows! Now I want one.

Clearly someone gave a pig’s head. A pigs arse, though...

Yeah. Who gives a pig’s ass about what the Prime Minister is up to?

Doug. Are you considering replacing the Hummer or GT-R with an electric car? I see no other reason why you would look for them on auto trader.

Or zombies that literally don’t have any muscles left, being able to stand up and fight a healthy person.

The famous spare engine in case your first one goes kaboom. Genius engineering by Ferdinand Porsche with the Typ 1.

Don’t the grid people also hold umbrellas during rainy days?

- What’s this one for?

So, those Chinese manufacturers are copying Ford’s strategy then they’re making knock-off Minis and Rolls Royce?

Add golden ink to the bondo before using it.