Why trolling?

Well, it can’t really get much worse than this:

Not as misleading as the launch of the Summer Sale on Friday

Okay. NOW I’m really impressed.

I just hope someone’s filming a time-lapse of the Boss chair in the Jalopnik HQ to be mashed with the Benny Hill theme.

Boy, do I have news about the 340i F30.

488 Dino?

I think it’d be awesome, especially since infotainment nowadays have a huge screen. It could throw a code, description and likely cause of said code.

Try Fallout4.com

This is Perfect!

Orange is the new white?

Can I get a warning sign for Headphone users on that video? Thanks.

Offer Oil, if they say they brought oil and don’t need it (not at that moment, at least) you go one step further and offer a clean rag to clean their hands.

The ridiculous amount of torque serves a sole purpose. To tow your motherfucking boat on the highway.

That is a great idea.

I understand you, and I’d really be with you on that one because I love some outrageousness.

We do log all of our traffic. But it’s so much data that no one really bothers to go through it unless it’s completely necessary.

Why, BMW, why?

The issue is that it’s not my fault, nor my team’s fault.

The issue is a bit more complicated than that.