Want to see something funny?

You are one of my favorite people on this planet, whoever you are.

You do make a strong point. And that's where they're failing. Opel should definitely work on some more character for these cars.

That's also very pretty. Are they really that bad? I can't really justify why their sales are so bad. Opel has bad sales altogether, but just look at their cars! They're gorgeous!

Am I the only one that really likes the Astra's looks? And I'm not only talking about the GTC, the normal hatchback looks really good.

Whoa! That was quick! Is it over already? Is there a /r/RiseOfTheEVs?
I can't even go to the bathroom and I miss the rise of the machines.

So we can spot them from afar, when the machines rise against us. Our only allies will be internal combustion engines, and our always-loyal fuel injection computers. The sky will be dark, blood will be shed, and only the true and strong will survive to keep the future of the world.

Colin McRae Rally is apparently available on the New Zealand store already:
https://itunes.apple.com/nz/app/colin-m…

Was this picture attached to the email? If so, this might be very creepy... I wouldn't miss that. You guys going?

When I told my fiancee Patrick Dempsey was driving for his own team at LeMans, she simply put that this way:
"Oh wow, he is handsome as one can be, rich enough to sponsor his own race team AND drives it? Oh wow, he can drive ME anytime, if you know what I mean.". I'm never mentioning any of this to her again.

"SHIT, they've taken over my city. Run, citizen, run. Stop chopping wood you fool! You will rebuild my empire elsewhere! No, no, not a red archer... oh shit. I lost....

*dunks head of person into mud pit*
- Did you meet the lord?
- Yes, I have. He was beautiful, bright yellow and his face read PIAA. I AM SAVED.

"Pretty sure it's a Bugatti, brah"

Let's filter this list:
Listen, cars. Antyhing with Lucas Electronics, please leave the room already. You are not in the no-mod list.

Well, they are already spending so many hours designing the mustache of the guy driving the Zeppelin that'll appear in a few tracks... so, why not?

Are you going to have diner with the Microsoft Software engineers and suggest them to make a LeMons DLC?

So little love for your 2560px monitor fellows.

And no one did the Yak call joke?

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