I have a hard time deciding what's my favorite French movie:
- Climb Dance
- C'était un rendez-vous

The guy's an excellent actor. He mimics Chris very well. Even his voice sounds alike!

*Cowboy on a tired horse, under a unforgiving sun gets to a crossroad not on his map. An old stereotypical Mexican man in a sombrero sits under the shadow of a little hut near the crossing*
- Which way is the correct one?
*Man raises his sombrero with his finger, revealing his face, marked by a whole life under the…

- Ok Glass, ok Glass. Who does lots of things with you while looking like an ass?
- It is you, my lord.

That was just a misunderstanding with the police. It was a cold night, the engine was warm...

TBH, I got to the point where not wearing a seat belt is uncomfortable. I feel... loose.

What it means: Having a proper transmission.

That'd be SO wrong if the person was ran over.

1st) Your dad is awesome.

Also, sorry if I've sounded rude. I've just had too Stressfull times with funeral homes.

You make a point.

Sorry. You know english is not my mother tongue.

You get charged for Stadium-sized screens when in need of one anyway. You wouldn't even feel the difference. Unfortunately.

I can't see why not! Smiley faces, funny dingbats!

We're in the second decade of the 21st century! There could be a plasma display with messages from the family, powerpoint presentations of cheerful messages with moutains and beaches backgrounds. The possibilities are limitless!

Dust: Gotta collect it all!

COTD

My windows already came with red stripes. But the glow in the dark idea is great.

10.) Getting a blowjob

I think I've never been so sure about a COTD nomination.