Wiener! Who wants a Weiner?

Aston, listen. You have the prettiest cars in the world for me, I have no doubts about it. I wake up every morning and think of you. These eyes you have, your curves. But this one... feels weird. I'm sorry. I know you did this because I said I like this big mouth of yours. I still like it and you know it. The whole…

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- 3300 pounds? That's impressive. What's this car made of?"

I think there will be a Manual. I don't worry about it. The F10 M5 also came without a manual option, now there is one. It just had a slight delay...

Looks great. And probably will calm some purists, as it has the straight 6 and probably will use many racing techs to get it going.

Reminds me of 2005, cruising in GTA: San Andreas.

I think this car will be imported as the Geely AutoZone. Comes with optional fake aluminium mats.

Riced out Supra. Ricer magnet. They will try to race with it, and it can blend in.

Looks like the truck is also blocking the sidewalk, so the pedestrians have to go in front of it. But if the truck isn't blocking anyone, great.

Fiat: We make Ferraris! Look at us!

My beloved car catch fire and I have to stand there, helpless, watching it burn to the ground.

BMW 1-series. You can get a 130i, which has 250hp. Short wheelbase, RWD, drives like a go-kart.

If I had an V12 E65 BMW I'd make a 6-exhausts system and call it the Gang Bangle-butt

Hooray! Let the Banging begin!

Nope! 3 cups of espresso. My feet can't stop tapping.

Alright, that's it! Enough with the prejudice with Wert! He's petrolsexual, so what? There are heterosexuals, bisexuals, homosexuals, petrolsexuals. Every person has it within themselves, and it's not exactly a choice. We live in times of freedom, where one can love whatever he choses. So, enough with the dragoning…

Nope, but just in case: When it finishes parking, dolls of an elder and a handicapped are inflated on the seats. So it covers most reserved spots.

Ministry just kicked in, yo!

Everytime I'd enter the car and see TRD in the steering wheel, I'd think of TURD. That's not what I want to think when I get into a car.