My former manager from the VW factory was coming home one day and two robbers came to him while opening the gate and yelled for his keys and his iPhone.

We didn't have to either. But they strongly encouraged us to do so (ripping us off while doing it).

So wooden cars aren't that silly.

When I worked at the VW factory, they had a program called "Fit for 2018". Which was a program to make people in the factory more sporty and reduce sedentarism drastically until 2018, when VW would become the biggest. So they created marathons and other competitions and even built a gym (which costed $60 per month and…

Police officer that morning by his front door.

I actually had understood it before I read the explanation. But I think it's quite well explained. It's not complicated to understand, just to get used to. Making an efficient comment/thread system is hard and this is a good solution.

Meh. Not that bad working today. Pretty calm, actually. I'm interwebbing more than working...

High five to another worker here.

Added to my "Comics" folder in Google Reader. Thank you!

Trying to find out. Got nothing yet. Looks like it has a little pump on the bottom, connected to the hoses.

(imo) Most commenters were also joking, the car looks great. Jalopnik is not just a place for Bimmer Douches and Saudis in Audis adn they know it.

I was being sarcastic. I think these old cars can be really good because they´re cheap to buy, and last forever (with basic maintenance).

Massey Ferguson 25. I was twelve and I needed to stand on the clutch to press it. Drove a ford truck later that year. But learning the basics on an unsychronized box was the beggining.

Nothing says "I'm a serious gearhead" like an Accord.

Call me when I can use Kinect on Windows to play Forza.

What I love about this game is that you can have all these grenades and awesome weapons. And unlike many games when you get overpowered and just sweep your enemies out of your way. Borderlands stays fun, because it is fun to kill!

My mother is amazing with direction sense and navigation.

Xavier flying quadcopters, neat!

No. But the people who use it probably were! *rimshot*

Thanks!