IPA Day, eh? I almost bought myself an Irish Ale yesterday, but I had forgotten my ID, so I have an excuse to enjoy an IPA today! Thanks!

LOL.

I worked at the VW factory. One of the supervisors had a New Beetle (his wife actually), and it had an enormous plush flower in that vase. She moved back to Germany because in a few months he would be transferred back and he stopped using his Golf to use solely the Beetle.

When I first drove the NB it felt like driving a boat on wheels. Seriously. You sit behind 3 miles of dashboard somewhere on a low seat. For some reason I felt the need to open curves, like a semi. I think you can get used to it. But the whole design is just wrong. Also, DASHBOARD FLOWER VASE.

Agreed. The price may be interesting, but unlike the Caterham or many other kit cars. This won't handle the same, won't be any like it.

Personally I don't like Porsches. I simply cannot like their styling. I respect them a lot for their dull mind on boxer, rear-mounted engine and other traditions. But I don't like them and I would never spend money on one.

Well, as I said. I was young and didn't understand much about car mechanics. I knew how to hoon it, I knew how to cross a swamp without getting stuck, but I didn't know how to change a fricking spark plug. Also it was my first ever experience with a mechanic that was not an authorized dealer. I was based on its looks,…

Agreed. This is hideous, doesn't get THAT much MPG and isn't THAT green either.

I once had to replace the front suspension of my father's truck when he was in Germany for two weeks (only days his car would be unused the whole year). I didn't understand much about cars back then and neither took a look underneath it to check it out.

Yeah. You have a point. But as we've seen, BMW now uses the GT name to bring us shit just to sell more. Like the 5-series GT.

Neutral:

So... you actually want a FWD 1-series, or was that sarcasm?

That's the reason Ford will make the F-150 700 pounds lighter. To compensate the AutoZone weight.

Z1 is a really awesome car, dat door. I remember having a friction Z1 toy along with a Testarossa and a Diablo. They were my favorites (since I was a kid, the 911 miniature I had was the one I didn't like because it looked like a VW. If I could go back in time I'd high five myself for that).

If anyone has ever read a german magazine. Honestly, being lazy on the Photoshop is NOTHING compared to the laziness on layout or clean pages in some german magazines. It all looks like one big ad with some words around. I've seen horrible disasters on photoshop that some didn't even notice, because you have to pay…

The Dukes of Hazzard horn is missing in this video.

James Bond trailers always look awesome. But honestly, every time I try to watch them, I find them boring! I think these trailers put my expectations too high.

Personally, I see the 5-series GT as one of those extremely untasteful/unsuccessful car mixes, like this Beetle with a Corsa front end.

If you think, theoretically the Gulf Livery is weird, but for us Jalops it is extremely sexy. But if someone asked me what it is:

Almost as sexy as the Gulf livery on the GT40.