hermann
Hermann
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Well, if you enter the Mercedes dealer, clap twice and whistle Wind of Change while standing on one foot you unlock the Limited Douche Edition. Which includes not only the LEDs, the yellow parts, but also spinners on the 22" rims and extremely powerful purple high beams.

...and then the ferrari caught fire and burned to the ground.

Nah, the GT3 Package costs $15,000 and you have no LEDs, no AC and the seats are made of stones with suede padding.

Thats the Teenager Package, costs $2000 more. Comes with yellow brake calipers and blue LEDs under the yellow pedals.

I Say NP, but I can honestly HEAR Jeremy Clarkson saying he would never pay 1300 pounds for a car built by a bloke in northern Somthingshire.

I was exaggerating to make it sound more dramatic.

Also they isolate you from exterior extreme sounds. 2000 USD for someone 3 times a week in a 140dB+ concert is nothing then, because it not just does a great job as a monitor, it also saves you from going deaf.

He should have switched every other year with a British, Japanese or Australian trucker, to keep it in balance.

As a Android and OSX user, the only thing that annoyed me was the lack of Winamp wifi sync. Which has a OSX app now, problem solved.

Excuse me, is that a... Full HD Philips DWide?

That's just too much. That is ART EXPLOSION right in my eyes.

They say it requires a pair of balls to ride a superbike. But they get smashed with time.

There's a Mall near work with a parking spot: "Solidarity Parking" I still wonder what that's for.

- And the driver's ass points towards the driver in front of him, generating repulsion because he knows how the position in there. All this to keep the stability as high as possible and to make farts escape more easily, thus generating downforce, keeping the center of gravity low.

Now I'm getting it. That is part of Ferrari's plan. Every car that catches fire is one less. Therefore making them harder to find in the future:

Too dangerous!

How could you possibly be distracted when there are 12 thousand gauges throwing infos over a glossy dash with 6 GPS shouting directions to you?

Ugly and useless. When I look at my watch I want to see the time, not a animation or a black screen.

F1's website is actually pretty informative with its Live Timing. It just lacks live streaming of the race.

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