Completely agreed.

Me too.

Exactly.

*Two guys over the phone, call bugged by NFL Copyright Division*

There was probably an election. "Nordschleif dich" was probably rejected too.

Drive the car in a bank robbery.

Probably wasn't thaaat zero. Sorta... 6k for computer hardware and software licenses and another 4k for coffee and ramen for the time spent working.

Couldn't help to think of this, but with Ride of the Valkyries as the soundtrack.

I have a friend with one of those 3.2" galaxy things who downloads this kind of stuff. Last time I checked he had at least 2 "Jessica Alba Wallpaper" or something like that.

Two gears, what is this? 1960 Corvair?

From now on, I won't be able to stumble on a Password field without thinking of a castle guard asking me the password. And I shout it so that he lowers the bridge.

What the hell is that? Seriously. Who the hell votes for NP?

Badass vampires ride ships

30 years later:

Race it to the track! Check the times, try to beat your records, install a stereo just to play need for speed tunes!

Exactly what I was thinking.

They may not call it that way, but they've probably patented it already.

That's wrong! Subway stations are supposed to look creepy over the years, not classy!

- Son, what are you doing with this magazine?"

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