i too work from home, and have this on as occasional background noise as well. i saw that episode, and despite the girl’s habitual lying problem, her family were terrible people. i speak from experience and can see when someone’s been brow-beaten into accepting literally any kind of attention, good or bad, and it’s…

you know, the using use. you know that kind. wine!

k that chair is doing everything it can to escape him. it’s leaning backward, and to the side. i want to make a joke using complementary use of the word “buttress” here but i’ve had way (way) too much wine at this point. anyway, BUTTRESS GODDAMMIT I DO WHAT I WANT

i echo zelda’s sentiment - allow those who have some extra to help you. you’ll do the same for someone else someday. let us go fund your new year festivities. :)

same sentiment, super confused

yes, that’s what the “/s” means... also, as a woman, i have first hand experience with being punished for such.

honestly, she looks like someone from the hunger games. just a badly dressed person in the crowd, though, nobody important whatsoever.

i mean the real tragedy here is most definitely that Automotive Fascinator, especially paired with those Monarch In Larval Stage Ear Clips (because you just know they’re clip-ons).

don’t you get it, though?! THE MAN LOST HIS JOB BECAUSE OF WHAT A WOMAN FIVE WOMEN SAID! can you just IMAGINE if women got punished because of what men said... /s

HORCHATA OR DEATH (read: AND death by stomach pain but it’s worth it)

speaking english with your friends, wait until she comes up to join the conversation, look her directly in the eyes and say, “lo siento, no hablo inglais...” with a fake-sad smirk / disapproving eyebrow face, turn back around and blatantly continue your conversation in english. option b: say it in russian: Извините, я…

well, she’s fucking wrong, everyone knows the duck-billed platypus is proof of god. duh.

good because this is not “Jezebel’s Next Best Friend” - ok?! or is it. now i’m confused. whatever, wine!

my husband and i still occasionally scream at each other: “ I CAN’T GO BACK TO BUFFALO - I JUST CAN’T!”

ETA: we’re not even FROM buffalo.

this is a good list but angelea won cycle 17, and i will fight for my girl. though her lawsuit should have gone through arbitration by now...

don’t talk about trumpy like that. trumpy’s good.

tiny glass drill bit and previously ingested liquid courage. it might not decant, per se, but would definitely shoot out the pointy bits into glasses.

i honestly can’t stop staring. i want to make a fountain out of it. give me this thing.

first i read “wine glass that fits my weeds” and was both happy and confused. misread checks out.