somewhat related aside: my bio-mom told us we were “a large percentage native american” largely because that’s what she was told. fast forward umpteen years, i take the 123andme and Ancestry DNA tests (both, for control) - turns out i’m about as native american as a cheese log. if we weren’t estranged, i’d send her…

indeed! but they’re not judging america’s got talent... it’s not a criticism, just an observation. :)

has anyone else noticed that none of these judges are from... america?

i honestly can’t understand the insistence on arguing over facts. pro tip: google everything, even just to confirm, before entering into any argument. i was born in vermont, and moved to nova in 2001... man, now i wish i had participated in this discussion. i’m not sure about the troll rumors, but i do know that…

i think i remember watching this unfold... i mean, there are like, signs.

actual ones.

 with words that say “this is totally the mason dixon line, for real, we’re not kidding, it’s right here”

sold! to the man who likes the same movies as me.

alas - i am betrothed and got a couple kids, but we can be best friends.

i have amended my choice to Roady McRoadface in honor of the majestic schooner (let’s face it, all boats are schooner’s now) referenced above. now if they’ll only let us rename 66...

derek’s not the only one - i think we can do this.

ot: your user name is blowing my mind and i’m in love with it

mountain = hound. corrected for posterity. #stillhopeful

i have kinja grayscale (i’ll see myself out after this comment which will never be seen), but does anyone remember how much time olenna spent in doorn with the sand snakes, and how she might have like a cache of antidotes just chillin in her ye olde medicine cabinet? even if she doesn’t know what poison she took, why…

the “steak” typo combined with “cowlick” makes me want a meat thing

oh. there it is. i can’t read.

... i’m the grayest of matter so i think my comment has to be like, vetted or some shit? i don’t know, i just want us all to best best friends with unkempt hair that nobody else understands but cares very much about for reasons.

ooh can we include a “refuses to dye it because my grays are white which adds a stark contrast to my natural dark brown and also i am v. cheap and haven’t cut it since 2010” element to this ulotrichous compound

i first read that as “puppy smuggler” and i was all SIGN ME UP FREE TEH PUPPEZ

I read this as I rolled a joint for myself and my husband, who was putting our 1 year old son to bed, before coming back downstairs to cook dinner and chill out while we watch The Voice on DVR and judge people braver than ourselves. On the weekends, we switch off between “break times” when our child becomes…