I'm from the philly area and we have a bunch of readily available natural alternatives too. Some are even normal colors which is insane considering we pride ourselves on a (somehow delicious) sandwich loaded with shitty steak and fake orange cheese.

Or I can just throw it away like the wasteful asshole my husband wishes I was.

Onion straws or gtfo

Turmeric is very much the same way. It sounds like they're doing their damnedest to keep it the same color and make it stain all our shitty tupperware.

I have the same experience except I don't consider it a problem. I consider it evidence of Freddie Mercury's divinity. Even the Romans knew it.

Thank you, I needed this today.

Ours was "Your My Best Friend". It was a hard choice though, I considered "Somebody to Love" but felt like Best Friend was a better message for love. Sounds like yours was a great fit though with the history.

Don't forget dressing and bread

I hear he feels the same way about the English language.

Thanks. Blinky is my spirit animal.

That's pretty much exactly how I read it. Well done.

Lisa needs braces

After watching that movie I was so angry that I wasted two whole hours of my life on it. That's actually the most depressing thing about watching that movie.

To be fair, putting your fingers in your ears and shouting "LALALALALALALA" isn't technically "condoning" anything…

Catch a bit of a chill?

I thought that was the card swiper. I'm so confused.

I'm totally flummoxed. No idea what that means.

Your time, energy and medication are all costly. Waste not, want not. Some things just don't need to be said, and if they do, they don't need to be said by you.

I make it a point not to delete anyone unless I have a very good reason for it. Spoiling an episode of something I haven't had a chance to watch immediately after it airs, for instance, or starting a massive physical altercation with their sister who just happens to be my best friend as another example.

Jesus, what made me think looking that up was a good idea?