I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

No it wasn’t. The topic of the article had nothing to do with Joe Mixon and she only used his name to get clicks.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

So you’re saying they just have a deferens of opinion?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

All my excess live in Texas.

If we are going to hold two separate events for men and women, then we have to have some distinct dividing line between who is “a man” and who is “a woman.” It may not be fair to everyone, but you do have to draw a line somewhere.

Dude Where’s My Car-eer?

Since it’s this kinda’ party, I like to dip my banana in it.

I use PB all the time in sauces and dressings that I then serve with dinner.

Satay.

The hell you say.

Wrong, PB sandwiches for dinner are the poor man’s go-to. I know because I was that poor man.

You put his face on the wrong end of the animal.

LOL. Greg Hardy is a jackass.

I’ve got oatmeal that’ll make you want to kiss me: apple chunks, honey, peanut butter, raisins, cinnamon stirred into whole oatmeal. It’s the Steph Curry turnaway 3 of oatmeal.

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)