herewegoagainfolks
herewegoagainfolks
herewegoagainfolks

finally an article that uses proper units of measurement and puts the improper ones in brackets

It takes less time to Google for that than to type out your comment.

Right.....because dumbasses paying $1449 (iPhone 11 Pro Max w 512gb) for a phone is somehow better?

Anyone that makes any sort of value judgements about me, as a person, based on a piece of technology instantly ends up in the list of people whose opinion I give exactly zero fucks about, js.

Only a jerk would laugh at someone for only being able to afford a specific type of phone. Maybe don’t be a jerk.

Lmao yes, because I'm fiscally responsible and find the idea of financing a phone and adding a monthly payment before paying off my home is just silly and irresponsible. Enjoy living in your depreciating asset of a phone. 

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

It’s actually very highly rated.

Agreed. I saw 80k and garage queen and went “huh?”

No, 40k a year would be obscenely high mileage for a car to average.

I know between 4-5k a year isn’t exactly a ton of miles, but it seems a bit over the top to call that a “Garage Queen” with the connotations that gives. 

Porn. It’s from porn. Japanese animated porn but still porn.

The story is kids are being kids, ya turd.

How th... wha... how in the fuck can you believe that the kids don’t know where this came from?

Imagine thinking teenagers don’t know about horny memes

All of New York City must be populated by 5-year-olds then

Umm. Not blowing my eyeballs out when using my phone at night is by FAR the most valuable reason. And barely even mentioned here. It’s the most practical application by far, and absolutely legit. Must we shit on everything?

“Apple’s wireless earbuds are a not-so-subtle way to broadcast you’ve got money to burn”

I don’t care how many boxes of alcohol wipes you go through, if it’s something that’s been in someone else’s ear, it’s not going anywhere near mine.